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# ʻO ka haʻalulu maikaʻi loa #
Pono kēlā me kēia kaikamahine i ka poʻe e mahalo i kona nani, e nānā iā ia e like me ka pipi, e hoʻohana i kāna mau leʻaleʻa. Akā, ʻo ka hū ʻana ma hope ona a i ʻole ka hahau ʻana i ka muffin he mea hōʻino i kona ʻano wahine. No laila, hāʻule ʻo ia i kahi negro me kahi phallus nui. ʻO ka mua, e hoʻi hou i kāna keikikāne no ka hōʻole ʻana iā ia, a ʻo ka lua, e hoʻokuʻu i ke kāne ʻē aʻe me kāna pume. Manaʻo ʻoe ua minamina lākou no ka hohola ʻana i ko lākou mau wāwae? ʻAe, pono nā kaikamāhine i nā ʻano like ʻole - a ʻo ka luuluu ka mea e ʻelemakule ai lākou. ʻO ka ʻōpio ka mea nui loa iā lākou!
Saida, auhea ʻoe?
Ma muli o ka makemake o nā kaikamahine e lilo i ʻīlio, pono ka makua kāne e kōkua iā lākou i kēia! I hilahila ʻole ʻo ia iā lākou ma hope aku. Ma ke kī ʻana i kāna ʻiʻo i loko o kā lākou hoki paʻa, ua ʻae ʻo ia iā lākou e lilo i wahine hoʻokamakama. He hana kane kēlā!
Auē, he kaikuahine ʻano ʻano. ʻAʻole i kūpono iā ia ka ʻauʻau wale ʻana. Ua hoʻoholo ke keikikāne e hele a lawe i kona kaikuahine e holo.
Makemake au e hoʻopaʻa iā ia.
ʻOlohelohe akamai! Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ka hauʻoli a me ka hauʻoli o nā ʻelemakule. ʻAʻole i ʻike ka nui o lākou i nā ʻano like ʻole i nā makahiki, ʻaʻole mai ko lākou wā ʻōpio a oʻo. Pīhoihoi au i ka ikaika a me ka nui o kekahi o nā ʻeleʻele.
ʻAʻole kūpono kaʻu i loko o kāna puʻu.
ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻouka
Nā wikiō pili
Makemake au i ka moekolohe.